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Offline sidra12

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Re: JOKES n JOKES
« Reply #60 on: January 01, 2013, 08:52:18 PM »
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

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Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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Re: JOKES n JOKES
« Reply #61 on: February 01, 2013, 01:03:17 AM »
hahahahaha...... Very funny

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Re: JOKES n JOKES
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2013, 07:39:43 PM »
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

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Re: JOKES n JOKES
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2013, 11:52:05 PM »
its really funny and nice sharing. appreciated.

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Re: JOKES n JOKES
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2018, 07:17:51 AM »
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.